Funny Never Have I Ever for Friends

Never have I ever laughed so hard I peed a little.

Never have I ever sent a text to the wrong person.

Never have I ever pretended to laugh at a joke I didn't get.

Never have I ever fallen asleep in a public place.

Never have I ever googled myself.

Never have I ever stalked an ex on social media.

Never have I ever eaten something that fell on the floor.

Never have I ever lied about my age.

Never have I ever pretended to be sick to get out of plans.

Never have I ever used someone else's toothbrush.

Never have I ever forgotten my own phone number.

Never have I ever walked into a glass door.

Never have I ever waved back at someone who wasn't waving at me.

Never have I ever laughed at a funeral.

Never have I ever been caught talking to myself.

Never have I ever sung karaoke badly.

Never have I ever danced like nobody was watching (but people were).

Never have I ever cried during a commercial.

Never have I ever pretended to know a song I didn't.

Never have I ever worn the same underwear two days in a row.

Never have I ever farted and blamed it on someone else.

Never have I ever sent a screenshot to the person I screenshotted.

Never have I ever laughed at my own joke before telling it.

Never have I ever tripped over nothing.

Never have I ever held a grudge against a stranger.

Never have I ever eaten an entire pizza by myself.

Never have I ever binge-watched a show in one day.

Never have I ever talked to a pet like it's a person.

Never have I ever tried to catch something falling and made it worse.

Never have I ever forgotten where I parked my car.